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Bref, lui c'est Demain.
Basically, he's Tomorrow.
Tous les trucs que j'ai à faire,
All the stuff I have to do,
je les remets à demain.
I put them off until tomorrow.
Depuis deux ans, je dois résilier
For two years, I've needed to cancel
l'abonnement internet
the internet subscription
de mon ancien appartement,
for my old apartment,
je le remets à demain.
I keep putting it off until tomorrow.
Pareil pour le Tupperware
Same for the Tupperware
rempli de moisi sur ma table de nuit.
full of mold on my nightstand.
Ça fait deux mois
It's been two months
que je le remets à demain.
that I've been putting it off until tomorrow.
Je suis comme ça,
That's just how I am,
je remets tout à demain.
I put everything off until tomorrow.
J'ai 284 e-mails non lus.
I have 284 unread emails.
Un jour j'ai décidé de les trier.
One day I decided to sort them out.
J'ai répondu à quatre e-mails
I replied to four emails
et j'en ai mis 280
and put 280 of them
dans un dossier "À répondre !".
in a folder labeled "To Reply!".
Ça fait trois mois
It's been three months
que je pisse dans le noir
that I've been peeing in the dark
parce que j'ai pas changé l'ampoule.
because I haven't changed the lightbulb.
Quand je veux me désabonner d'un truc,
When I want to unsubscribe from something,
s'il y a plus de deux étapes...
if there are more than two steps...
- Appuyez sur 3.
- Press 3.
Je reste abonné.
I stay subscribed.
Je dois jeter les piles
I need to throw out the batteries
que j'ai pas jetées à la poubelle
that I haven't thrown in the trash
parce qu'on m'a dit
because I was told
de pas les jeter à la poubelle.
not to throw them in the trash.
Je dois résilier ma carte de cinéma
I need to cancel my movie card
parce que j'y vais plus depuis des mois.
because I haven't gone in months.
Et quand je vais au cinéma,
And when I go to the movies,
je retrouve plus ma carte.
I can't find my card anymore.
Je range chez moi
I tidy my place
que quand quelqu'un doit venir.
only when someone is coming over.
En vérité, je déplace le bordel.
Truth is, I just move the mess around.
Je dois faire quelque chose
I need to do something
de mes centimes.
with my loose change.
J'ai acheté un disque dur
I bought a hard drive
pour sauvegarder mes données au cas où.
to backup my data just in case.
J'ai jamais fait de sauvegarde dessus.
I never backed anything up on it.
J'ai perdu mes données.
I lost my data.
Je me suis dit que j'étais trop con.
I told myself I was such an idiot.
- JE SUIS TROP CON MERDE !
- I'M SUCH AN IDIOT, SHIT!
C'était il y a un an.
That was a year ago.
J'ai toujours pas fait de sauvegarde.
I still haven't done a backup.
J'ai commencé douze livres,
I started twelve books,
j'en ai fini aucun.
I haven't finished a single one.
J'ai le droit aux allocations.
I'm eligible for benefits.
J'ai mis mon nom, mon prénom,
I put my first and last name,
après il fallait mettre ses revenus
then I had to put my income
de l'année dernière.
from last year.
J'ai pas d'allocations.
I don't get any benefits.
J'ai acheté un cadre pour mettre
I bought a frame to put
une photo de mes parents dedans.
a photo of my parents in.
Je l'ai jamais fait.
I never did it.
Ça fait six mois que j'ai la photo
I've had the photo for six months
d'une petite fille
of a little girl
que je connais pas sur ma table de nuit.
that I don't know on my nightstand.
Je l'ai appelée Alice.
I called her Alice.
Et lui, c'est Rouky.
And him, that's Rouky.
Bref, je remets tout à demain.
Anyway, I put everything off until tomorrow.
Moi, c'est Demain.
I am Tomorrow.
Quand ce type me donne un truc,
When this guy gives me something,
moi, je le donne à Jamais.
I give it to Never.
Mais carrément,
But totally,
on se voit demain soir Sophie.
we're meeting tomorrow night Sophie.
Ouais, ben je l'ai noté,
Yeah, well I wrote it down,
t'inquiète pas.
don't worry.
Regarde : demain soir voir Sophie.
Look: tomorrow night see Sophie.
C'est cool. Ouais.
That's cool. Yeah.
Je t'embrasse.
Love,
Allez, compte sur moi, tu me connais.
Come on, count on me, you know me.
Vocabulary
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| Je | I | 9 |
| J' | I | 7 |
| j' | I | 6 |
| à | until | 5 |
| que | that | 4 |
| un | a | 4 |
| ai | have | 4 |
| mes | my | 4 |
| ma | my | 4 |
| demain | tomorrow | 4 |
| mon | my | 3 |
| mois | months | 3 |
| le | it | 3 |
| je | I've | 3 |
| deux | two | 3 |
| demain | tomorrow. | 3 |
| remets | put | 3 |
| les | them | 3 |
| à | to | 3 |
| pas | don't | 3 |
| sur | on | 3 |
| le | the | 3 |
| parce que | because | 2 |
| Ça fait | It's been | 2 |
| pas | not | 2 |
| de | of | 2 |
| allocations | benefits. | 2 |
| tout | everything | 2 |
| connais | know | 2 |
| la | the | 2 |
| quand | when | 2 |
| Et | And | 2 |
| de | to | 2 |
| dans | in | 2 |
| ai mis | put | 2 |
| carte | card | 2 |
| soir | night | 2 |
| Sophie | Sophie | 2 |
| une | a | 2 |
| Quand | When | 2 |
| jamais | never | 2 |
| résilier | to cancel | 2 |
| mettre | put | 2 |
| dois | need to | 2 |
| photo | photo | 2 |
| Demain | Tomorrow. | 2 |
| pour | to | 2 |
| l' | the | 2 |
| les | the | 2 |
| de | from | 1 |
| J' | I'm | 1 |
| aucun | a single one. | 1 |
| l'année | year. | 1 |
| revenus | income | 1 |
| ai | I'm | 1 |
| le droit | eligible | 1 |
| aux | for | 1 |
| ses | my | 1 |
| il fallait | I had to | 1 |
| après | then | 1 |
| prénom | first | 1 |
| nom | last name, | 1 |
| e-mails | emails. | 1 |
| fait de sauvegarde | backed anything up | 1 |
| dessus | on it. | 1 |
| ai perdu | lost | 1 |
| données | data. | 1 |
| me | myself | 1 |
| suis dit | told | 1 |
| trop | such an | 1 |
| con | idiot | 1 |
| JE SUIS | I'M | 1 |
| TROP | SUCH AN | 1 |
| CON | IDIOT, | 1 |
| MERDE | SHIT! | 1 |
| C' | That | 1 |
| était | was | 1 |
| il y a | ago | 1 |
| an | year | 1 |
| toujours | still | 1 |
| pas | not, n't | 1 |
| fait | done | 1 |
| de | a | 1 |
| sauvegarde | backup | 1 |
| ai commencé | started | 1 |
| douze | twelve | 1 |
| livres | books, | 1 |
| en | of them, of it | 1 |
| fini | finished | 1 |
| donne | gives | 1 |
| un truc | something | 1 |
| moi | I | 1 |
| donne | give | 1 |
| Jamais | Never. | 1 |
| Mais | But | 1 |
| carrément | totally, | 1 |
| on | we're | 1 |
| se voit | we're meeting | 1 |
| Ouais | Yeah, | 1 |
| ben | well | 1 |
| l' | it | 1 |
| ai noté | wrote down | 1 |
| t'inquiète | worry. | 1 |
| Regarde | Look: | 1 |
| voir | see | 1 |
| C'est | That's | 1 |
| cool | cool. | 1 |
| Ouais | Yeah. | 1 |
| Je t'embrasse | Love, | 1 |
| Allez | Come on, | 1 |
| compte | count | 1 |
| moi | me, | 1 |
| tu | you | 1 |
| me | me. | 1 |
| dernière | last | 1 |
| ai | get | 1 |
| d' | any | 1 |
| cadre | frame | 1 |
| parents | parents | 1 |
| dedans | in. | 1 |
| l' | it. | 1 |
| ai | did | 1 |
| six | six | 1 |
| que | for | 1 |
| j' | I've | 1 |
| ai | had | 1 |
| petite | little | 1 |
| fille | girl | 1 |
| l' | her | 1 |
| Alice | Alice. | 1 |
| lui | him, | 1 |
| c'est | that's | 1 |
| Rouky | Rouky | 1 |
| Bref | Anyway, | 1 |
| Moi | I | 1 |
| c'est | am | 1 |
| ce | this | 1 |
| type | guy | 1 |
| me | me | 1 |
| non lus | unread | 1 |
| Un | One | 1 |
| jour | day | 1 |
| ai décidé | decided | 1 |
| trier | sort | 1 |
| ai répondu | replied | 1 |
| quatre | four | 1 |
| e-mails | emails | 1 |
| et | and | 1 |
| en | of them | 1 |
| 280 | 280 | 1 |
| dossier | folder | 1 |
| À | "To | 1 |
| répondre | Reply!". | 1 |
| trois | three | 1 |
| pisse | peeing | 1 |
| noir | dark | 1 |
| changé | changed | 1 |
| ampoule | lightbulb. | 1 |
| veux | want | 1 |
| me désabonner | to unsubscribe | 1 |
| d' | from | 1 |
| un truc | something, | 1 |
| depuis | in | 1 |
| Bref | Basically, | 1 |
| lui | he's | 1 |
| c'est | he's | 1 |
| Tous | All | 1 |
| trucs | stuff | 1 |
| faire | do, | 1 |
| Depuis | For | 1 |
| ans | years, | 1 |
| dois | I've needed | 1 |
| abonnement | subscription | 1 |
| internet | internet | 1 |
| de | for | 1 |
| ancien | old | 1 |
| appartement | apartment, | 1 |
| remets | put off, postpone | 1 |
| Pareil | Same | 1 |
| pour | for | 1 |
| Tupperware | Tupperware | 1 |
| rempli | full | 1 |
| moisi | mold | 1 |
| table de nuit | nightstand. | 1 |
| remets | putting | 1 |
| suis | am, | 1 |
| comme ça | That's just how | 1 |
| 284 | 284 | 1 |
| des mois | months | 1 |
| vais | go | 1 |
| au | to the | 1 |
| cinéma | movies | 1 |
| retrouve | find | 1 |
| plus | anymore. | 1 |
| range | tidy | 1 |
| chez moi | my place | 1 |
| que | only | 1 |
| quelqu'un | someone | 1 |
| doit venir | is coming over | 1 |
| En vérité | Truth is, | 1 |
| déplace | move, move around | 1 |
| bordel | mess | 1 |
| faire | do | 1 |
| quelque chose | something | 1 |
| de | with | 1 |
| centimes | loose change | 1 |
| ai acheté | bought | 1 |
| disque | drive | 1 |
| dur | hard | 1 |
| sauvegarder | backup | 1 |
| données | data | 1 |
| au cas où | just in case | 1 |
| s' | if | 1 |
| il y a | there are | 1 |
| plus de | more than | 1 |
| étapes | steps... | 1 |
| Appuyez sur | Press | 1 |
| 3 | 3. | 1 |
| reste | stay | 1 |
| abonné | subscribed. | 1 |
| jeter | throw out | 1 |
| piles | batteries | 1 |
| ai pas | haven't | 1 |
| jetées | thrown | 1 |
| à la | in the | 1 |
| poubelle | trash | 1 |
| parce qu' | because | 1 |
| on | one, someone | 1 |
| m' | I | 1 |
| a dit | was told | 1 |
| jeter | throw | 1 |
| à | in | 1 |
| poubelle | trash. | 1 |
| dois | need | 1 |
| de cinéma | movie | 1 |
| y | there | 1 |
| vais plus | haven't gone | 1 |