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Bref, ce matin-là je me suis réveillé
Anyway, that morning I woke up
avec une envie pressante
with an urgent need
d'aller aux toilettes.
to go to the toilet.
Juste à temps, je me suis rendu compte
Just in time, I realized
qu'il n'y avait plus de papier toilette,
there was no more toilet paper,
plus de Sopalin, plus de Kleenex,
no more paper towels, no more tissues,
et j'avais pas encore fini ce magazine.
and I hadn't finished that magazine yet.
Je suis parti au supermarché en acheter.
I went to the supermarket to buy some.
Et là, j'ai croisé cette fille.
And there, I ran into this girl.
C'était une fille que j'avais draguée
It was a girl I had hit on
à une soirée.
at a party.
Mon cul m'a dit "cours",
My ass told me "run",
mon cœur m'a dit "reste".
my heart told me "stay".
Elle m'a dit : "Hé Vincent !"
She said to me: "Hey Vincent!"
Je m'appelle pas Vincent. J'ai rien dit.
My name isn't Vincent. I didn't say anything.
À ce moment précis,
At that precise moment,
je me suis rendu compte que :
I realized that:
1. J'étais pas lavé.
1. I wasn't washed.
2. J'étais mal habillé.
2. I was poorly dressed.
3. J'avais des cacas d'yeux
3. I had sleep in my eyes
au coin des yeux.
in the corners of my eyes.
4. Un paquet de 12 rouleaux de PQ
4. A pack of 12 rolls of TP
dans les mains.
in my hands.
Je me suis dit : "C'est pas vrai,
I thought to myself: "No way,
qu'est-ce qu'elle fout là ?"
what the hell is she doing here?"
Je lui ai dit :
I said to her:
"Hé, mais qu'est-ce que tu fais là ?"
"Hey, but what are you doing here?"
On a discuté, elle m'a fait une blague,
We talked, she made a joke,
c'était pas marrant.
it wasn't funny.
J'ai rigolé.
I laughed.
En rigolant,
While laughing,
je me suis rendu compte que :
I realized that:
5. J'avais mauvaise haleine.
5. I had bad breath.
On a parlé de tout et de rien,
We talked about everything and nothing,
surtout de rien.
mostly nothing.
Mais tu sais, il faut pas le manger,
But you know, you shouldn't eat it,
c'est bourré de trucs mauvais et tout.
it's full of bad stuff and all.
Enfin attends, ça c'était ma...
Well wait, that was my...
c'était ma diététicienne.
that was my nutritionist.
À un moment donné,
At one point,
elle s'est mordillé la lèvre.
she bit her lip.
J'ai eu envie de :
I wanted to:
L'inviter à boire un verre.
Invite her for a drink.
L'inviter au resto.
Invite her to a restaurant.
L'inviter au cinéma.
Invite her to the movies.
La raccompagner chez elle.
Walk her home.
Coucher avec elle.
Sleep with her.
Qu'elle me demande
That she ask me
si c'est sérieux entre nous.
if it was serious between us.
Manger des glaces avec elle.
Eat ice cream with her.
S'allonger dans l'herbe.
Lie down in the grass.
Lui présenter ma famille.
Introduce her to my family.
Partir en vacances avec elle.
Go on vacation with her.
Emménager avec elle.
Move in with her.
La demander en mariage.
Ask her to marry me.
Acheter une maison avec elle.
Buy a house with her.
Qu'elle me demande : "Ça va ?"
That she ask me: "You okay?"
Qu'elle me réponde : "Je suis enceinte."
That she answer me: "I'm pregnant."
Qu'elle me dise : "C'est des jumeaux."
That she tell me: "It's twins."
Je me demande comment
I wonder how
on va les appeler.
we're going to name them.
Elle m'a dit : "T'es d'accord ?"
She said to me: "You agree?"
J'ai répondu : "Grégoire et Julie."
I answered: "Grégoire and Julie."
"Quoi ?"
"What?"
Je lui ai dit que c'était
I told her it was
le nom de mes poissons.
the name of my fish.
Elle m'a demandé ce que c'était
She asked me what kind
comme poissons.
of fish they were.
J'ai dit n'importe quoi :
I said whatever:
"Des poissons-clowns."
"Clownfish."
Elle m'a répondu : "Mais c'est génial !"
She answered me: "But that's awesome!"
"Comme Nemo !"
"Like Nemo!"
Merde. Merde.
Shit. Shit.
Je lui ai dit :
I said to her:
"Tu pourras passer les voir un jour."
"You can come see them someday."
Elle a souri.
She smiled.
Elle a repris mon numéro.
She took my number again.
Mon corps a envoyé
My body sent
des signaux pressants.
urgent signals.
"Tu t'appelles Vincent comment déjà ?"
"Your name is Vincent what again?"
"Dubois."
"Dubois."
"Bon... Salut !"
"Well... Bye!"
Elle est partie en souriant.
She left smiling.
Je suis parti en courant.
I left running.
Voilà, maintenant je m'appelle
So, now my name is
Vincent Dubois
Vincent Dubois
et j'ai deux poissons-clowns.
and I have two clownfish.
Et il faut que je fasse une lessive.
And I need to do some laundry.
Bref, j'ai recroisé cette fille.
Anyway, I ran into this girl again.
Putain.
Fuck.
Vocabulary
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| Je | I | 7 |
| Elle | She | 7 |
| elle | she | 7 |
| avec | with | 6 |
| je | I | 5 |
| elle | her. | 5 |
| j' | I | 5 |
| et | and | 5 |
| une | a | 4 |
| Qu' | That | 4 |
| de | of | 4 |
| avais | had | 3 |
| m' | me | 3 |
| me suis rendu compte | realized | 3 |
| ai dit | said | 3 |
| L' | her | 3 |
| ce | that | 3 |
| inviter | Invite | 3 |
| me | me: | 3 |
| Bref | Anyway, | 2 |
| était | was | 2 |
| fille | girl | 2 |
| Mon | My | 2 |
| a dit | told | 2 |
| mon | my | 2 |
| La | her | 2 |
| Merde | Shit. | 2 |
| ma | my | 2 |
| m' | to me: | 2 |
| a dit | said | 2 |
| demande | ask | 2 |
| c' | it | 2 |
| À | At | 2 |
| que | that: | 2 |
| c'était | it was | 2 |
| On | We | 2 |
| dans | in | 2 |
| tu | you | 2 |
| là | here? | 2 |
| lui | to her: | 2 |
| plus de | no more | 2 |
| au | to the | 2 |
| Et | And | 2 |
| cette | this | 2 |
| Putain | Fuck. | 1 |
| présenter | Introduce | 1 |
| famille | family. | 1 |
| Partir | Go | 1 |
| en | on | 1 |
| vacances | vacation | 1 |
| Emménager | Move in | 1 |
| demander | Ask | 1 |
| en mariage | to marry me | 1 |
| Acheter | Buy | 1 |
| maison | house | 1 |
| poissons-clowns | clownfish. | 1 |
| réponde | answer | 1 |
| Je | "I'm | 1 |
| deux | two | 1 |
| suis | "I'm | 1 |
| enceinte | pregnant." | 1 |
| dise | tell | 1 |
| ai | have | 1 |
| C'est | "It's | 1 |
| Vincent Dubois | Vincent Dubois | 1 |
| des jumeaux | twins." | 1 |
| me demande | wonder | 1 |
| comment | how | 1 |
| je m'appelle | my name is | 1 |
| maintenant | now | 1 |
| Voilà | So, | 1 |
| on | we're | 1 |
| à | for | 1 |
| boire | to drink | 1 |
| un | a | 1 |
| verre | drink. | 1 |
| au | to a | 1 |
| resto | restaurant. | 1 |
| cinéma | movies. | 1 |
| ai recroisé | ran into again | 1 |
| il faut que | it is necessary that | 1 |
| raccompagner | Walk | 1 |
| chez elle | home. | 1 |
| Coucher | Sleep | 1 |
| une lessive | some laundry | 1 |
| fasse | to do | 1 |
| me | me | 1 |
| il faut | need | 1 |
| si | if | 1 |
| est | was | 1 |
| sérieux | serious | 1 |
| entre | between | 1 |
| nous | us. | 1 |
| Manger | Eat | 1 |
| des glaces | ice cream | 1 |
| S'allonger | Lie down | 1 |
| l' | the | 1 |
| herbe | grass. | 1 |
| Lui | her | 1 |
| poissons-clowns | Clownfish. | 1 |
| m' | me: | 1 |
| Salut | Bye! | 1 |
| a répondu | answered | 1 |
| Mais | "But | 1 |
| Bon | Well... | 1 |
| c' | that's | 1 |
| est | that's | 1 |
| génial | awesome!" | 1 |
| Comme | Like | 1 |
| Dubois | Dubois. | 1 |
| déjà | again? | 1 |
| comment | what | 1 |
| Nemo | Nemo! | 1 |
| Vincent | Vincent | 1 |
| Tu t'appelles | Your name is | 1 |
| Tu | You | 1 |
| a souri | smiled. | 1 |
| pressants | urgent | 1 |
| pourras | can | 1 |
| signaux | signals. | 1 |
| passer | come | 1 |
| les | them | 1 |
| voir | see | 1 |
| a envoyé | sent | 1 |
| un jour | someday | 1 |
| numéro | number | 1 |
| corps | body | 1 |
| en courant | running. | 1 |
| va | we're going to | 1 |
| les | them. | 1 |
| appeler | name | 1 |
| T' | "You | 1 |
| es | are | 1 |
| d'accord | agree?" | 1 |
| suis parti | left | 1 |
| ai répondu | answered: | 1 |
| Grégoire | "Grégoire | 1 |
| Julie | Julie." | 1 |
| en souriant | smiling | 1 |
| Quoi | What | 1 |
| lui | her | 1 |
| ai dit | told | 1 |
| que | that | 1 |
| est partie | left | 1 |
| le | the | 1 |
| nom | name | 1 |
| mes | my | 1 |
| poissons | fish. | 1 |
| a demandé | asked | 1 |
| ce que | what | 1 |
| comme | of | 1 |
| poissons | fish | 1 |
| n'importe quoi | whatever: | 1 |
| Des | some | 1 |
| a repris | took | 1 |
| C' | It | 1 |
| que | that, whom | 1 |
| draguée | hit on | 1 |
| à | at | 1 |
| soirée | party. | 1 |
| cul | ass | 1 |
| cours | "run" | 1 |
| cœur | heart | 1 |
| reste | "stay". | 1 |
| Hé | "Hey | 1 |
| Vincent | Vincent!" | 1 |
| pas | isn't | 1 |
| Vincent | Vincent. | 1 |
| ai | said, did say | 1 |
| rien | anything. | 1 |
| moment | moment, | 1 |
| précis | precise | 1 |
| étais pas | wasn't | 1 |
| lavé | washed. | 1 |
| étais | was | 1 |
| mal | poorly | 1 |
| habillé | dressed | 1 |
| 3. | 3. | 1 |
| cacas | sleep | 1 |
| yeux | eyes | 1 |
| au | in the | 1 |
| coin | corners | 1 |
| des | of my | 1 |
| yeux | eyes. | 1 |
| de | about | 1 |
| matin-là | morning | 1 |
| me suis réveillé | woke up | 1 |
| une | an | 1 |
| envie | need | 1 |
| pressante | urgent | 1 |
| d' | to | 1 |
| aller | go | 1 |
| aux | to the | 1 |
| toilettes | toilet. | 1 |
| Juste | Just | 1 |
| à | in | 1 |
| temps | time, | 1 |
| y | there | 1 |
| avait | was | 1 |
| n' | no more | 1 |
| papier | paper, | 1 |
| toilette | toilet | 1 |
| Sopalin | paper towels, | 1 |
| Kleenex | tissues, | 1 |
| avais pas | hadn't | 1 |
| encore | yet. | 1 |
| fini | finished | 1 |
| magazine | magazine | 1 |
| suis parti | went | 1 |
| supermarché | supermarket | 1 |
| acheter | to buy | 1 |
| en | some | 1 |
| là | there, | 1 |
| ai croisé | ran into | 1 |
| fille | girl. | 1 |
| tout | everything | 1 |
| de rien | nothing, | 1 |
| surtout | mostly | 1 |
| de rien | nothing. | 1 |
| Mais | But | 1 |
| sais | know, | 1 |
| il faut pas | you shouldn't | 1 |
| le | it, | 1 |
| manger | eat | 1 |
| c'est | it's | 1 |
| bourré | full | 1 |
| trucs | stuff | 1 |
| mauvais | bad | 1 |
| tout | all. | 1 |
| Enfin | Well | 1 |
| attends | wait, | 1 |
| ça | that | 1 |
| c'était | was | 1 |
| ma | my... | 1 |
| c' | that | 1 |
| diététicienne | nutritionist. | 1 |
| un | one | 1 |
| moment | point, | 1 |
| donné | given, certain | 1 |
| s'est mordillé | bit | 1 |
| la | her | 1 |
| lèvre | lip | 1 |
| ai eu envie | wanted | 1 |
| de | to: | 1 |
| 4 | 4. | 1 |
| Un | A | 1 |
| paquet | pack | 1 |
| 12 | 12 | 1 |
| rouleaux | rolls | 1 |
| PQ | TP | 1 |
| les | my | 1 |
| mains | hands. | 1 |
| me | myself: | 1 |
| suis dit | thought | 1 |
| C'est pas vrai | "No way, | 1 |
| qu'est-ce qu' | what | 1 |
| fout | is doing (slang) | 1 |
| Hé | Hey, | 1 |
| mais | but | 1 |
| qu'est-ce que | what | 1 |
| fais | are doing, do | 1 |
| a discuté | talked, | 1 |
| m'a fait | made | 1 |
| blague | joke, | 1 |
| était | wasn't | 1 |
| pas | wasn't | 1 |
| marrant | funny | 1 |
| ai rigolé | laughed. | 1 |
| En | While | 1 |
| rigolant | laughing, | 1 |
| 5 | 5. | 1 |
| mauvaise | bad | 1 |
| haleine | breath. | 1 |
| a parlé | talked | 1 |