Transcript
Bref, il était 23h,
Anyway, it was 11 PM,
j'étais resté tard au bureau.
I'd stayed late at the office.
La fille dont je suis amoureux
The girl I'm in love with
m'a proposé un verre sur Facebook.
asked me out for a drink on Facebook.
Kheiron m'a dit qu'elle voulait voir
Kheiron told me she wanted to see
le dernier Woody Allen.
the latest Woody Allen.
Elle a dit qu'elle voulait le voir
She said she wanted to see it
sur Twitter.
on Twitter.
Je l'ai appelée.
I called her.
Ça te dirait d'aller voir
Would you like to go see
le dernier Woody Allen ?
the latest Woody Allen?
Ah tu voulais y aller ? Cool.
Oh you wanted to go? Cool.
Par contre je te laisse,
Anyway, I gotta go,
j'ai plus beaucoup de batterie.
my battery's almost dead.
J'ai raccroché, j'y suis allé.
I hung up, I went.
Merci Kheiron.
Thanks Kheiron.
J'ai pris l'ascenseur.
I took the elevator.
L'ascenseur s'est bloqué.
The elevator got stuck.
Je me suis dit que j'avais la poisse.
I thought I was cursed.
J'ai dit non seize fois.
I said no sixteen times.
Non non non non non non non non
No no no no no no no no
non non non non non non non non.
no no no no no no no no.
J'ai appuyé sur le bouton,
I pressed the button,
ça a pas marché.
it didn't work.
J'ai crié.
I screamed.
J'ai pris mon portable,
I took out my phone,
il était déchargé.
it was dead.
J'ai plus beaucoup de batterie.
My battery's almost dead.
J'ai regardé s'il y avait une trappe
I looked for a hatch
au plafond comme dans les films.
in the ceiling like in the movies.
Il n'y en avait pas.
There wasn't one.
Je me suis dit qu'il ne pouvait pas
I thought nothing worse
m'arriver pire.
could happen to me.
La lumière s'est éteinte.
The lights went out.
Au bout de 10 minutes,
After 10 minutes,
elle s'est rallumée.
they came back on.
J'étais en train de me détendre.
I was starting to relax.
Je pensais que quelqu'un allait arriver,
I thought someone would come,
personne n'est arrivé.
nobody came.
Mais j'avais plus envie.
But I didn't feel like it anymore.
Je me suis assis, allongé,
I sat down, lay down,
assis, allongé, assis, allongé.
sat down, lay down, sat down, lay down.
J'ai fait des pompes.
I did push-ups.
À un moment,
At one point,
je crois que je suis devenu fou.
I think I went crazy.
J'ai entendu une voix.
I heard a voice.
Monsieur ?
Sir?
J'ai dit : Allô, je suis bloqué !
I said: Hello, I'm stuck!
Il m'entendait pas.
He couldn't hear me.
J'ai dit : Allô, je suis bloqué !
I said: Hello, I'm stuck!
Il m'entendait pas.
He couldn't hear me.
J'ai dit : Je suis bloqué, connard !
I said: I'm stuck, asshole!
Hé !
Hey!
Il m'entendait.
He could hear me.
Il a dit : J'arrive dans 3 heures.
He said: I'll be there in 3 hours.
J'ai dit : Vous rigolez ?
I said: Are you kidding?
Il m'a dit : Non, connard.
He told me: No, asshole.
J'ai dit : J'en parlerai à votre patron.
I said: I'll talk to your boss.
Il a dit : Je serai là dans 5 heures.
He said: I'll be there in 5 hours.
J'en parlerai pas à votre patron.
I won't talk to your boss.
À dans 3 heures.
See you in 3 hours.
Connard.
Asshole.
Soudain, j'ai eu envie de pisser.
Suddenly, I needed to pee.
Ce furent les trois plus longues heures
Those were the three longest hours
de toute ma vie.
of my entire life.
Finalement, le réparateur m'a libéré.
Finally, the repairman freed me.
Il m'a fait comprendre
He made it clear
qu'il voulait un pourboire.
he wanted a tip.
J'ai dit : Connard.
I said: Asshole.
Il a dit : Hé !
He said: Hey!
Vous savez, il y a une caméra
You know, there's a camera
dans l'ascenseur.
in the elevator.
Je lui ai donné ce que j'avais.
I gave him what I had.
Bref, j'étais coincé dans l'ascenseur.
Anyway, I was stuck in the elevator.
Vocabulary
Download CSV| Word (French) | Translation (English) | Frequency |
|---|---|---|
| non | no | 15 |
| J' | I | 12 |
| Il | He | 8 |
| Je | I | 6 |
| dans | in | 6 |
| j' | I | 6 |
| ai dit | said: | 5 |
| le | the | 4 |
| heures | hours. | 3 |
| m' | me. | 3 |
| voulait | wanted | 3 |
| je | I | 3 |
| sur | on | 3 |
| J'ai | I | 3 |
| a dit | said: | 3 |
| ascenseur | elevator. | 3 |
| l' | the | 3 |
| une | a | 3 |
| suis | I'm | 3 |
| m' | me | 3 |
| 3 | 3 | 2 |
| entendait | could hear | 2 |
| votre | your | 2 |
| les | the | 2 |
| plus beaucoup de | almost dead | 2 |
| me suis dit | thought | 2 |
| batterie | battery's | 2 |
| à | to | 2 |
| bloqué | stuck! | 2 |
| Allô | Hello, | 2 |
| Connard | Asshole. | 2 |
| La | The | 2 |
| je | I'm | 2 |
| Bref | Anyway, | 2 |
| il | it | 2 |
| était | was | 2 |
| étais | was | 2 |
| allongé | lay down, | 2 |
| dernier | latest | 2 |
| voir | to see | 2 |
| un | a | 2 |
| a dit | told | 2 |
| assis | sat down, | 2 |
| envie | feel like it, desire | 1 |
| bloqué | stuck, | 1 |
| plus | anymore. | 1 |
| connard | asshole! | 1 |
| Hé | Hey | 1 |
| avais | had, was | 1 |
| J'arrive | I'll be there | 1 |
| Mais | But | 1 |
| est arrivé | came. | 1 |
| 23h | 11 PM | 1 |
| Vous | you | 1 |
| rigolez | kidding? | 1 |
| m' | me: | 1 |
| Non | No, | 1 |
| suis devenu | went | 1 |
| fou | crazy. | 1 |
| crois | think | 1 |
| ai entendu | heard | 1 |
| voix | voice. | 1 |
| Monsieur | Sir | 1 |
| moment | point, | 1 |
| un | one | 1 |
| À | At | 1 |
| pompes | push-ups | 1 |
| ai fait | did | 1 |
| pas | not, couldn't | 1 |
| allongé | lay down. | 1 |
| je suis | I'm | 1 |
| entendait | hear | 1 |
| me suis assis | sat down, | 1 |
| pas | couldn't | 1 |
| Je | I'm | 1 |
| connard | asshole. | 1 |
| heures | hours | 1 |
| de | of | 1 |
| toute | entire | 1 |
| ma | my | 1 |
| vie | life. | 1 |
| Finalement | Finally, | 1 |
| réparateur | repairman | 1 |
| a libéré | freed | 1 |
| m' | me, to me | 1 |
| a fait | made | 1 |
| comprendre | clear | 1 |
| il | he | 1 |
| pourboire | tip | 1 |
| Hé | Hey! | 1 |
| Vous | You | 1 |
| savez | know, | 1 |
| il y a | there's | 1 |
| caméra | camera | 1 |
| lui | him | 1 |
| ai donné | gave | 1 |
| ce que | what | 1 |
| avais | had. | 1 |
| coincé | stuck | 1 |
| dit | said: | 1 |
| J' | I'll | 1 |
| en | about it, of it | 1 |
| parlerai | I'll talk | 1 |
| patron | boss. | 1 |
| Je | I'll | 1 |
| serai | I'll be | 1 |
| là | there | 1 |
| 5 | 5 | 1 |
| en | about it | 1 |
| parlerai pas | won't talk | 1 |
| patron | boss | 1 |
| À | See you | 1 |
| Soudain | Suddenly, | 1 |
| ai eu envie | needed | 1 |
| de | to | 1 |
| pisser | pee. | 1 |
| envie | urge, desire, want | 1 |
| ai eu | had | 1 |
| Ce | Those | 1 |
| furent | were | 1 |
| trois | three | 1 |
| plus longues | longest | 1 |
| Woody Allen | Woody Allen? | 1 |
| Ah | Oh | 1 |
| tu | you | 1 |
| voulais | wanted | 1 |
| y aller | to go? | 1 |
| Cool | Cool | 1 |
| Par contre | Anyway, | 1 |
| te laisse | gotta go | 1 |
| j'ai | I have | 1 |
| raccroché | hung up, | 1 |
| suis allé | went | 1 |
| Merci | Thanks | 1 |
| Kheiron | Kheiron. | 1 |
| ai pris | took | 1 |
| L' | The | 1 |
| ascenseur | elevator | 1 |
| s'est | got | 1 |
| bloqué | stuck. | 1 |
| que | that | 1 |
| avais | was | 1 |
| la poisse | cursed. | 1 |
| ai dit | said | 1 |
| seize | sixteen | 1 |
| j' | I'd | 1 |
| tard | late | 1 |
| au | at the | 1 |
| bureau | office. | 1 |
| fille | girl | 1 |
| dont | with | 1 |
| amoureux | in love | 1 |
| a proposé | asked | 1 |
| verre | drink | 1 |
| Facebook. | 1 | |
| Kheiron | Kheiron | 1 |
| elle | she | 1 |
| Woody Allen | Woody Allen. | 1 |
| Elle | She | 1 |
| a dit | said | 1 |
| qu'elle | she | 1 |
| le | it | 1 |
| Twitter. | 1 | |
| l' | her. | 1 |
| ai appelée | called | 1 |
| Ça te dirait | Would you like | 1 |
| d'aller | to go | 1 |
| voir | see | 1 |
| en | one. | 1 |
| avait | wasn't | 1 |
| qu' | that | 1 |
| il | it, he | 1 |
| ne | not | 1 |
| pouvait | could | 1 |
| m' | to me. | 1 |
| arriver | happen | 1 |
| pire | worse | 1 |
| lumière | lights | 1 |
| s'est éteinte | went out. | 1 |
| Au bout de | After | 1 |
| 10 | 10 | 1 |
| minutes | minutes, | 1 |
| elle | they | 1 |
| s'est rallumée | came back on. | 1 |
| en train de | starting to | 1 |
| me détendre | relax | 1 |
| pensais | thought | 1 |
| quelqu'un | someone | 1 |
| allait | would | 1 |
| arriver | come | 1 |
| personne | nobody | 1 |
| fois | times. | 1 |
| Non | No | 1 |
| non | no. | 1 |
| ai appuyé | pressed | 1 |
| bouton | button, | 1 |
| ça | it | 1 |
| a pas | didn't | 1 |
| marché | work | 1 |
| ai crié | screamed. | 1 |
| ai pris | took out | 1 |
| mon | my | 1 |
| portable | phone, | 1 |
| déchargé | dead. | 1 |
| J'ai | I have | 1 |
| regardé | looked | 1 |
| s'il y avait | if there was | 1 |
| trappe | hatch | 1 |
| au | in the | 1 |
| plafond | ceiling | 1 |
| comme | like | 1 |
| films | movies. | 1 |
| Il | There | 1 |
| y | There | 1 |